She's so sweet and kind I can't believe she's mine I will love her 'til my dyin' day She will never leave me I will never stray But she don't love me today My old buddy strolled in 'bout quarter to ten Said he'd like to go out for a beer About half past 3, I was too drunk to see My baby said don't show your face around here 'Til tomorrow If you're lucky Now go get me some flowers We went shopping for Ma Judy, at the local Five and Dime Ran into a girl I used to know Oh, Darlin' it's all history, you know that you're the one But I found myself walkin' on back home In the rain Without a raincoat In my Sunday boots Lord knows I treat her right Lord knows she lights up my life Lord knows I'm broken, but I'm steady on the mend I'll do my best to not do bad again We ain't got a lot of money, but my credit card was clear And I saw that beauty shinin' in the sun Just a swipe and a sign, that fat boy was mine But sleep in' it wasn't near as fun It was on sale It's used I bought it for us