I must admit I find it funny But I might have known she'd find it dumb The air hostess and the blow-up dummy I'm in stitches and she's twiddling her thumbs She hasn't laughed once She thinks there's something wrong with my sense of humour And I think there's something wrong with hers Once upon a time she was easily amused But now I think that joke might be getting worse It was funny at first I'm overjoyed when she understands I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance But the most she ever gives me is a second glance She never gets a kick out of my punchlines I saw her smiling during Gilligan's Island I suspect sarcastically Despite myself, I'm beside myself My sides are splitting but so is she She's laughing at me I'm overjoyed when she understands I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance But the most she ever gives me is a second glance She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines Sometimes Give me half a chance...