The other girls tell me that you don't love me You think I'm déclassé I should wash my hair The other girls tell me that you eat at the Old buffet downtown With the foot balloons I sing your praises like a bird My faith is unshakeable The other girls walk hand in hand Along the skyway to the bank Whistling secret songs They play a board game meant to Instruct them in what life has in store Two of them always win I sing your praises like a bird My faith is unshakeable I wrote your name on an index card So you can come to me in a flash A blinding and instructive flash, oh, Bailey ♪ The other girls walk hand in hand Along the skyway to the bank Whistling secret songs They play a board game meant to Instruct them in what life has in store Two of them always win I sing your praises like a bird My faith is unshakeable I wrote your name on an index card So you can come to me in a flash A blinding and instructive flash, oh, Bailey The other girls tell me that you don't love me You think I'm déclassé I should wash my hair