So she married a bastard from Fulham And she loved him even when he was rotten And that bastard could really be rotten I don't wanna be alone But I swear I'm better off Just can't stand the breaking up, see Is this the better life To love the children but leave the wife? Days spent in heaven seem more like hell (?) Just can't stand the breaking up, see So my old man, the villain Said don't say I don't give you nothing So I'll give a little force and a kicking 'Cause you drive me crazy, you drive me insane With your blah blah blah blah blah I just can't stand the breaking up, see