I need a job, I need a life I've got a debt and it's causin' strife I've got a number in my wallet And nothing else, so I guess I'll call it If you wanna get hired then you're gonna get spied on And you're gonna get fired and you'll be out of a job You can work for my mom or you can work for your dad Or you can work for yourself You can work for yourself Makin' minimum wage, you just work to get paid And no one's gonna give you better reason to live here You can work for my mother, maybe somebody's brother You can work for yourself You can work for yourself