Now listen boys and girls It's an interesting world Sometimes you gotta cut your way through the cane For instance 2004 When the casualties of war Were being washed away by the television rain They shouted fear through a can Gave us a new boogie man And they assured us he was quite insane So we sent in the soldiers The sexy, sexy soldiers To introduce that boy to a little pain Hey And what are we gonna find on his computer And in the Pentagon I hear there's a Jar just waiting for his brain (Yes) Which one of you boys is going to step up and be the shooter Of Saddam Hussein Now they told us that we got 'em Around the time we hit the bottom I felt good, 'cause you know hated the son of the bitch I said "If you got chips then bring them Let's watch the hangman swing him Lord don't it feel good to finally scratch this little itch." How many Kuwati brides are chained up in his palaces I don't know And how much of his madness can be explained Oh no How much do you think we could get for his priceless chalices Hey How much for the skin suit of Saddam Hussein Now it's all just white noise We brought home most of our boys With the exception of the thousands who were slain And like so many of you I dream in red, white and blue And I think Abel had it coming from Cain But a spectre came and shook me in the Middle of the night (In the middle of the night) And I hope that I never see his face again (Oh no) And nothing could ever prepare me for the sight it showed me Of Donald Rumsfeld with Saddam Hussein Now the voters on side There's no end to this ride And there's a cloven hoofed doctor on this drain And when George W. Bush Paints a portrait of his feet You can see the wheels of freedom turning in his brain (Yeah) There's a young boy in the Falkland Islands (Yeah) And there's another one fighting the bulls in Spain (Yeah) From the cliffs of Dover all the way up to the Highlands (Yeah) I know that one of them gonna grow up to be the next Saddam Hussein Yeah... yeah... yeah... Hey... yey... yey...