Dead carnation On the bib of my lapel I will damn them all to hell And I wear it well My consultation With the media went well In my hair I put some gel Then I rang her bell What does this flower I wear signify? What is this power I share with you? And I My fuck position is a secret I shan't tell 'Cos every bluffer has a tell You know I kiss and tell Dead carnation Can still brighten up the room Makes my heart go va-va-voom And I shall wear it in my tomb.