Took the handjob at the hardwear store Made me feel just like a man It only took me eyecontact to make him understand Swinging from the porches Your dorthy outfits gorgeous Your costume partys awesome Just some guys being anonymous. Dressed like a pirate with a head full of amyls and a gun full of ammo Key to the bathroom You were dressed like a viking, Skintight biking shorts Looking for a metaphor hoping for a quick divorce Discofied suicide Everyones a friend of mine Theres a war against euporia We're up on the battle line That didnt seem like fifteen beers