Standing by the cig machine Trying to pick up girls Have a plastic cigarette I can't smoke. She's pulling at the levers She's glancing at my bulge I'm 22 now And I got a nice cock I have my very own cig machine Up in my room Come on up and try it, girls I'll do the rest Last time I saw her Standing by the cig machine Kicked the TV off the shelf Bought another case of beer Took another puff Off of my plastic cigarette