Do you remember All the nights that we were forced To sit cross legged and listen to jazz? It began in September Overbites and acne followed suit for every geek and every spazz It's ringing bells, now I remember Safety Girl She had a house on Fantasy Lane That shit is cinch now Give it up for Safety Girl She had a face and she had a name Now I've got a diploma My work is passing muster And my memories of her slowly fade Such a strange aroma Hints of Dijon mustard and mayonnaise derived from lemonade This premonition comes as no surprise to Safety Girl It won't be long before it all comes true The parasite that lives inside of Safety Girl Someday will live inside me and you Remember Safety Girl Remember her so well Remember Safety Girl Remember her (her, her, her, her, her) What really matters are the memories of Safety Girl I used to hang on each and every word But there are some hazards when you give yourself to Safety Girl The line between safe and sorry is blurred My word My word My word Safety Girl's a different kind of bird My word My word Safety Girl's a different kind of bird