And wear some gloves tonight, she gonna need a grip Scrub a dub and love's in line until your heartbeats skip Every time I wasted time on you is measured by degrees But you can win me back if you copy and paste my legacies Because there's no such thing as too much fun You will shit your pants when you see what I've done You will break into song before you know what to sing When a human stops being a human it can be anything I used to be a window washer, now I'm the emperor of Japan I used to be a civil servant, now I'm Prince Albert in a can I used to be hog tied to a life where I was running in quicksand I used to be the informant, now I'm a hatchet man And now the lines of demarcation are being drawn And because of automation all the jobs are gone, gone Agitate the crime wave and live by the rules of the street It beats hanging out at the food court watching mall people eat Live as though you can die Spend some time as something you're not Liquidate your savings and weaponize When a human stops being human he is humanized I used to be a window washer, now I'm the emperor of Japan I used to be a civil servant, now I'm Prince Albert in a can I used to be hogtied to a life where I was running in quicksand I used to be the informant, now I'm a hatchet man (hatchet man) The clock stops And I know it was a long, long time ago I'm like a fly, I come, I come, I come, and go Sitting down before the jack underneath the pyramid of Vega (I religiously sing my words into you) (Like any reason, draw the end tonight)