Like artifacts The late night snacks And cats that wanna kill me Remain marked, delayed Behind the solid glass Though my body is damaged By the fries we ravage My heart remains intact And I hope in time It all comes floodin' back If the honey, honeymoon is over Can I buy a souvenir? 'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open This time next year If half the world away Is too much from day to day And my voice falls short On the telephone Then I'll package my hand In a UPS van So you'll have somethin' to hold As you grow old, thinkin' About what could be If the honey, honeymoon is over Can I buy a souvenir? 'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open This time next year Time next year, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I doubt your gift shop's open This time next year ♪ If the honey, honeymoon is over Can I buy a souvenir? 'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open This time next year