Heaven's a beach with just you and me Laying in a bed of sand With a blanket and a cooler and a twelve inch ruler Try to catch us if you can Life is a party and you can cry if you want to But you're the only invitee Sometimes it's cake, and sometimes it's eggs But you're the only thing I'll eat You can count on me When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free When you're in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money People come and people go Nothing ever stays the same Hey, but the only thing that'll never change Is you're always on my brain This old house, it could fall down The town could bottom out I wouldn't care if I had you dear We'll do our loving someplace else And you can count on me When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free When you're in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money Foot massage, mow the lawn Any little thing you want I'd do it in an instant for gravy and biscuits So baby, turn that oven on And you can count on me When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free When you're in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money I said when you're in jail and you can't make bail I've got the money