Can you help me find my wallet? It's in the couch last I saw it Red, green, brown, so expensive Heads together, mess we're makin' It's not my idea of fun But I guess I wanted One on one I will help you find your wallet Confuse with pillow under armpits Don't remind me how expensive Do you mean July or August? It wasn't my idea of fun But I really wanted One on one We eventually found your wallet It was outside in the darkness Had I get you, where's my promise Turn to you, we're not so honest It wasn't my idea of fun But I really wanted One on one Christmas morning never came Everyone forgot my birthday No one dressed for halloween And my old rooms smell like pink and green