There's only one squirrel in Longport and he doesn't have a name There's not many trees for him to climb So he just walks down the lane He's very skinny and he kind of looks like a rat But he doesn't have any friends So we kind of feel bad Where does he go Where does he sleep Who does he blame There's only one squirrel in Longport And he doesn't have a name Where does he go Where does he sleep Who does he blame There's only one squirrel in Longport And he doesn't have a name His tail looks like it's a piece of string But he's the only one so by default he is King I wonder what makes him laugh What makes him cry What makes his cheer He's the loneliest squirrel that I saw all year Where does he go Where does he sleep Who does he blame There's only one squirrel in Longport And he doesn't have a name Where does he go Where does he sleep Who does he blame There's only one squirrel in Longport And he doesn't have a name One squirrel in Longport And he doesn't have a name