Step right up Win a lovely prize For your blushing bride to be Now that trained bear He looks suicidal On his unicycle But somewhere in Cleveland they're paying to see him wearing a vest Now he dreamed of forests and hot bowls of porridge I'd wager to guess They must have their reasons, the whole Coliseum was spewing out filth I can't really blame them, embracing a wasteland that they didn't build (but honey) Yogi's in agony Oh this wasn't meant to be Someone write him a check All the tricks It's not cheating if The whole thing was fixed And they would be rich Off our egos And our stubbornness So spare me the details and build me a female out of my ribs Cause i feared the earthquake and clowns on my birthday since I was a kid Now clowns get elected, tell us to accept it when we take the hit The world loves peep shows, let's give ‘em a freak show they won't wanna miss (and honey) I cried the hardest When I saw the carnage Of what I did There's plenty of options, so many concoctions, keeping us still And I'm feigning interest in somebody's business, to combat the guilt And pressed to my temple, it's shiny and metal and hard to resist I ran out of ammo; instead of kablamo! It just whispered "click" I cried the hardest When I saw the carnage That could've been fixed