From the kid to the gold rush You can see the modern times From the Rink to the pay day You can see the City Lights From the count to the circus I'm still here behind the screen One a.m. at the pawnshop I'm the champion in your dream Gotta get to England Someday I'll get even Washington's a boys' club cabaret Cinematic treason If Hollywood's a kingdom Jesters get their justice either way In the park, I get shanghaied In a prehistoric past I get caught in the limelight. So bring on the laughing gas Take a shot at the keystones Take the squareheads to the queen Water cures for McCarthy Talking pictures, silent scenes