Yesterday I went strolling strolling through the peaceful streets
Looking just find a spot where I can rest my feet
Maybe just a cold one or anywhere with a seat
Perhaps I may even grab a bite to eat
A stranger he approached me he asked for my autograph
I couldn't seem to find a pen and I started to laugh
If that doesn't make your day I sure don't know what can
All I did was shrug it off and left
It's the life of me
Dale the celebrity
All I need is my liquor and some weed
But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
Waiting for the subway standing away from the rail
Then I hear a loud shriek claim "Hey!" isn't that dale
Like hungry dogs they pile around me my vision goes blind
The train just couldn't make it on time
I don't have an answer for this question or that
Not sure who spread that one cause it's not a fact
I must be on my way now please I have no time
No time to live this famous life of mine
It's the life of me
Dale the celebrity
All I need is my liquor and some weed
But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
I fall down hard
In this life there's pictures all around
I don't know where to start
Every silence just turns into a louder sound
It's the life of me
Dale the celebrity
All I need is my liquor and some weed
But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
It's the life of me
Dale the celebrity
All I need is my liquor and some weed
But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
Paparazzi takes pictures of me
Paparazzi takes pictures of me