She wore her fake fur coat in the rain And if it's all the same to you I'd like to trade my skin in for some pearls She said, she said Okay, the man behind the counter's daydreaming She said I just got hitched in Reno And I'm headed for Niagara Falls Tonight, tonight, tonight Hotels all look the same when you're face-down In between the beds In your silver studded boots "Whatever suits you" she said And then she shot him in the head She wore her fake pearls over the falls I found them in the bottom Of the barrel that was washed up on the sand On the sand, on the sand