Take a ride on down the outside
Take a ride on in between
Take a peek through velvet windows
You won't believe what I just seen
God and Baby Jesus playing cards with Gabriel
Cheating hearts won't stand between us
With another soul to sell
If there's a story here to tell
I took a ride straight down to hell
Ah-ah-ah, well, yeah
I'm going straight to hell
I should've known much better
I should've seen the signs (signs)
Marriage made in heaven
Leaves the straight and narrow lines
If love will find an answer
If love will find a way
It's 'cause the devil take no chances
'Cause the devil he's been paid
If there's a story here to tell
I took a ride straight down to hell
Ah-ah-ah well, yeah
I'm going straight to hell (I'm going straight to hell)
♪
Oh, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa-oh, straight to hell
Oh, whoa-oh
"Oh my God, Jemima
Oh, my sweet Janine
What could you girls be thinking
Fooling 'round with Billie Jean?"
My wife, her sister, and their best friend were nowhere to be seen
'Til I peeked through velvet windows
Through a curtain to a dream
And if I say I took a ride
They invited me inside...
Ah-ah-ah well, yeah
I'm going straight to hell (straight to hell) yeah
♪
Oh, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa-oh, going straight to hell
Oh, whoa-oh
Take a ride on down the outside
Take a ride on in between
Take a peek through velvet windows
You won't believe what I just seen
If love will find an answer
If love will find a way
It's 'cause the devil take no chances
'Cause the devil he's been paid
If there's a story here to tell
I took a ride straight down to hell
Ah-ah-ah well, yeah!
I'm going down to hell
If there's a story here to tell
I took a ride straight down to hell
Ah-ah-ah well, Lord (straight to hell)
If there's a story here to tell
I took a ride straight down to hell
Ah-ah-ah well
I'm going straight to hell