I've got my pistol in the car, uh-huh I've got my stereo in the car, uh-huh I've got my room key in the car, uh-huh Why don't you come in to my room and clean my pistol, no duh I maximize my own liasons I'm going to take it till the taking comes on I've got my cocaine in the glove box now The sun roof is down, oh wow I've got my room key in my pocket and you know I've got a pistol that I need to unload I'm going to t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take you on up, you say "what?" I'm going to t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take your shirt right on off I'm going to zip-zip-zip-zip-zip-zip-zip-zip-zip your pants on down I'm going to sip-sip-sip-sip-sip from my Royal, Royal, Royal Crown And we go woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo And we go woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo I got my backpack with some clothes that I could wear to work tomorrow, they won't know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh That I was up all night not ready for the meeting, oh no Oh-oh Got a wallet in my backpack and I think it's mine but I don't care, you know Got my backpack with the money got myself a passport I should probably go And we go woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo And we go woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo