Modern television
Is caught up in denial
Can you understand it?
Actually they're falling in love
With all the cool dudes you have seen to pass the checklist
And since you like the same type
You can have them all for breakfast
Modern television
Is caught up in denial
Can you understand it?
Actually they're falling in love
With all those ways dudes use to make themselves the greatest
And since you like the same type
You can have them all for breakfast.
"Man, I'm too afraid of throwing up"
"Well, lately I've been curious to see that"
"Is there a way to know I'm acting tough?"
Maybe that's just part of me waiting
Modern television
Is caught up in denial
Can you understand it?
Actually they're falling in love
With all the cool dudes you have seen to pass the checklist
And since you like the same type
I'm sure you'll pass it too
Until the end of the story
Fuck you, they are unashamed my friend
And since you like the same types
They'll chop you up for breakfast!
"Man, I'm too afraid of throwing up"
"Well, lately I've been curious to see that"
"Is there a way to know I'm acting tough?"
Maybe that's just part of me waiting