Simplistic listeners may assume All of your drunken monologues Are just a desperate measure To bum everyone out there trying to have a good time But they'll think of it twice And then swallow the pride They'll open themselves to find nothing You should syncopate those tunes before the show Maybe someone out there would have liked to notice Bring your friends forget the tunes we are on a dating room And that's on you Hey man, I think I'm feeling nauseous I'm feeling numb I'm feeling weird but I feel like dancing I feel like I could just take over that guy in a bar fight I'm feeling bored I feel like I am in a void with no one else Not a problem Just keep it to your regular pace, man You need to follow your natural rhythm. Ok, stop You should syncopate those tunes before the show Maybe someone out there would have liked to notice Bring your friends forget the tunes we are on a dating room And that's on you