My girl text messages me every hour
My girl text messages me in the shower
She pushes the buttons on the phone
One message received I'm not alone
Four bars since I'm near a cellphone tower
She had a blackberry
Motorola Razr
White chocolate
Motorola Krzr
The Pantech C300's okay
But then she got an upgrade and threw it away
Beep boop
Beep beep beep beep boop
Beep beep beep beep boop
Beep beep beep beep beep
Boop boop beep boop boop boop ring ring
She's got a mouth but she only needs her fingers
There's other things I could say about her fingers
Her brain can't handle the Apple iPhone
I have to admit she's got a sweet ringtone
Why is that her smellphone always lingers
She had a Blackberry
White Motorola Razr
White Chocolate
Motorola Krzr
Nokia 6102
Kyocera phones will break on you
Blackberry
Motorola Razr
White chocolate
Motorola Krzr
The Pantech C300's okay
But then she got an upgrade and threw it away
Or is it on eBay?