I'm not too big a man to say "surf's up" (surf's up) I just don't like to distract other folks and such I don't like to yell "outside" When you're in a factory and you're making $4.35 Well I get to see Big Wednesday I think I only saw it twice And that was a real good summer 'Cuz my head was full of lice Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up I don't have a problem with somebody saying "surf's up" I mean, as long as I'm not in a library and stuff (books for free) I don't think it's funny when another man can't concentrate It's a bad habit, like not cleaning your plate! Well I got to see Hell Summer I think I only saw it once And that was a real good summer 'Cuz I looked just like a dunce Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up Hey, hey, hey1 I never turn my nose up at "surf's up" 'Cuz I'm a distant cousin of a dolphin (?) I'm doing my part to save the whales Because I easily dress on nails (?) I got to see Big Wednesday I think I only saw it twice And that was a real good summer 'Cuz my head was full of lice Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up Surf's up