Social climber Know-it-all Patronizer Punisher Stuck-up, pretentious, and overbearing High and mighty when the world implodes Condescending, an upstart offender Cruel and callous when I know you are wrong Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess-up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there I'm an elitist Elitist 'Cause I'm an elitist Elitist ♪ A-list, big shot Smarter than most Yes egotistic Money to boast Slicing up the stiff neck and lifting the high brow Focusing on things I get for free Opinions superior, attitudes allowed Here comes another victim to bleed Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess-up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there ♪ Antagonistic Money-monger Passive sadistic Make me stronger Barefaced and brassy, and flagrantly fucked Loud, ostentatious, and crass Extensively so fancy, but soft to the touch Smile to your face when I pocket your cash Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess-up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there I'm an elitist (Elitist) 'Cause I'm an elitist Elitist!