Early in the eighties The brealdancers very strong But we destroyed their discos The day and all night long Our loudness was incredible Our metal alcoholical Zombies attacked us from behind But we survived the Berlin nights Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash 'til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin' 'til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and alive And then we joined the beer-wars Invasion chemical We puked into the tour bus The morning after smell Our loudness was incredible Our metal alcoholical There knocked an alien at my door "Meaning of life?" it asked me for Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash 'til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin' 'til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and alive We won't be stone cold sober Like our two-faced manager We do the tankard club tour No groupies there at all Our loudness was incredible Our metal alcoholical We still destroy all discos The kings of beer are back, let's go Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash 'til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin' 'til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and alive