One fine evening on earth We stood on stage and played When suddenly bright lightning Disturbed our glorious show Oh no! not again the alien! Oh please, leave us alone! "No more space beer" he cried And begged us for our help He told us on his planet They're all about to die Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years Talked to binding straight off They promised to supply Six million sixty six packs Stored in the green man's ship Lift off! Leaving solar system And we were all aboard Galaxy "Dog" we stopped The plasma drive broke down Bad luck, caught by space pirates They snatched our alcohol Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years Two days later... Bingo! We tracked these scumbags down Hot laser beams, explosions Destroyed the Milky Way Stop! Halt! Give up and surrender Return the liquid gold! All is well that ends well Planet Beermuda waits Big Alien-Super-Party All drank up in one day Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years