Locked up in boat jail Locked up in boat jail Locked up in boat jail I'm locked up in boat jail This ship is shit, this boat is packed I want my fucking money back Will run this card till it's complete To keep these sea legs nice and neat Obstacles stand in my way They'll send me to the brig today This skippers face needs an adjustment Will not move until I crush it Locked up in boat jail Locked up in boat jail Locked up in boat jail Locked up in boat jail, yeah