Well I'm saving up my money Trying to buy transcendental meditation Cause lately all my visions They been keepin' me awake at night Now you might think it's funny You might think I need a new occupation If I can find my mantra babe I know that everything will be alright Well I spend my money boozin' Writing my name on little pieces of paper I spend all the change Left in my pocket Leaving those generous tips Now I spend my time doing things Aint got nothing to do with my spirit By the time I'm gone to look for it I don't even know where it went Well I know I aint a loser And I know I aint no square But I'm doin' it just like my daddy did Before he cut off all of his hair Now they got 'em a spiritual center And I can see it right through the fence But its seventeen hundred dollars Before they're ever gonna let me in So I try to practice breathing But I can't seem to get too deep Guided meditation It always makes me fall asleep I can't afford a guru I can't even afford the rug And there's no way in hell I'm going fifteen days Without taking any drugs