Loan me your husband and I will loan you mine Loan me your husband and I will loan you mine I want him to love me, your husband looks so fine I need your husband, please don't be mad at me I need your husband, just how square can you be He can love both of us, it's OK with me I'm a fast frantic woman, but my man is slow as a snail I'm a fast frantic woman, last week I went to jail I gotta quit this turkey, he couldn't even get me out on bail I want your husband, I know that it's not right I love your husband, no need for us to fight Aw, don't you be so selfish, loan your man to me tonight Whoa yeah