At six a.m. this morning, oh the man knocked at my door I screamed in his ear, I'm not the guy you're looking for But got taken, I got taken just the same When it comes to getting sleep at night Oh I just can't seem to win I went down to the zoo where I thought I might hide There I met a friendly grizzly bear, who took me for a ride And I got mangled, oh I got pushed all out of shape When it comes to being sociable Oh I just can't seem to win While climbing up Mt. Everest to get away from all the noise I slipped on a banana peel and almost got destroyed And I was worried all the way down to the ground When it comes to holding safety nets Nobody seems to be around When I put myself together I found that it was best If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest Because I'm twisted, yeah but that's the bag I'm in When it comes to being normal Oh I just can't seem to win At six a.m. this morning, oh the man knocked at my door I screamed in his ear, I'm not the guy you're looking for But got taken, I got taken just the same When it comes to getting sleep at night Oh I just can't seem to win I went down to the zoo where I thought I might hide There I met a friendly grizzly bear, who took me for a ride And I got mangled, oh I got pushed all out of shape When it comes to being sociable Oh I just can't seem to win While climbing up Mt. Everest to get away from all the noise I slipped on a banana peel and almost got destroyed And I was worried all the way down to the ground When it comes to holding safety nets Nobody seems to be around When I put myself together I found that it was best If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest Because I'm twisted, yeah but that's the bag I'm in When it comes to being normal Oh I just can't seem to win At six a.m. this morning, oh the man knocked at my door I screamed in his ear, I'm not the guy you're looking for But got taken, I got taken just the same When it comes to getting sleep at night Oh I just can't seem to win I went down to the zoo where I thought I might hide There I met a friendly grizzly bear, who took me for a ride And I got mangled, oh I got pushed all out of shape When it comes to being sociable Oh I just can't seem to win While climbing up Mt. Everest to get away from all the noise I slipped on a banana peel and almost got destroyed And I was worried all the way down to the ground When it comes to holding safety nets Nobody seems to be around When I put myself together I found that it was best If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest Because I'm twisted, yeah but that's the bag I'm in When it comes to being normal Oh I just can't seem to win