Well, every time that I come home, nobody wants to let me be Seems that all the friends I've got just got to come interrogate me Well, I appreciate your feelings and I don't want to pass you by But I don't ask you about your business, don't ask me about mine, yeah Well, it's true, I love the money And I love my brand-new car I like drinking the best of whiskey Playin' in a honkeytonk bar When I come off the road Well, I just gotta have my time 'Cause I got to find a break in this action Or else I'm gonna lose my mind So don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So don't ask me about my business And I won't tell you goodbye (that's right) Well, what's your favorite color And do you dig the brothers It's driving me up the wall And every time I think I can sleep Some fool has got to call Well, don't you think that when I come home I just want a little piece of mind And if you wanna talk about this business Buddy, you just wasting time So don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So don't ask me about my business And I won't tell you good-bye I said, "Don't ask no stupid questions And I won't send you away" If you want to talk fishin' I guess that would be okay (Woo!)