My daddy has a gun It's not a toy but it's loads of fun You gotta hold it 'til you hear it click Things like that'll make your mamma sick It's easy as a dandelion So suck it up and quit your crying Don't wanna talk fairy stories So be 'em and forget your worries My daddy has a gun It's not a toy but it's loads of fun You gotta hold it 'til you hear it click Things like that'll make your mamma sick Things like that'll make your mamma sick Things like that'll make your mamma sick Things like that'll make your mamma sick Things like that'll make your mamma sick It's easy as a dandelion So suck it up and quit your crying Don't wanna talk fairy stories So be 'em and forget your worries