Christmas is coming and I have to admit I'm not really feeling the holiday spirit Yeah Christmas is coming and it has to be said All I've got this season is existential dread No gifts under the tree in my living room Just a long distance hangout with my friends over Zoom No I can't go see my family but try to think of the positives No more awkward dinner conversations With problematic relatives Maybe next year We'll have a happy holiday But Christmas has always been A little awful anyway Too worried about rent to think about a secret Santa Save the fiver you'd have spent And the cheesy party banter No we won't be socialising With old pals that we grew up with But at least you won't run into Your messy ex at a New Years shindig Maybe next year We'll have a happy holiday But Christmas is known to be A little stressful anyway I know things can get lonely at this time of year But here's what's bringing me A little bit of festive cheer No one to nag me about my weight No questioning who I want to date No exhausting rants about politics No dated sitcom TV shows No rubbish vegan option woes No judging me for how I choose to live It's just me myself and I This Christmas time