In this day and age
You're expected to be the perfect kind of
Woman
You better have a job, do the messages
A house and a picket fence
(Ha ha ha)
In this day and age you're expected to be
The perfect kind of woman
And you'd better do it better
Than anybody else can
Keep your hands off my sister
If you'd be so kind mister
Keep your hands off my sister
You're so kind
In this day and age you're expected to be
The perfect kind of woman
You better shave your legs, wear makeup
Have the right figure, lots of brains and
The perfect life
(Ha ha ha)
In this day and age you're expected to be
The perfect kind of woman
Then you'd better do it better than
Everybody else can
Keep your hands off my sister
If you'd be so kind mister
Keep your hands off my sister
You're so kind
Oh, I'm sorry if I've been a bit down lately
I know it's just the overwhelming amount of
Social oppressors that are crushing me every day
You know
But, ah, you know, it's probably my own fault
For just being a wee silly woman
But I can't help just getting a wee bit angry
About it
It just makes me, uh
It just makes me feel ah, ah, ah, AHHHHHHH!
Keep your hands off my sister
If you'd be so kind, mister
Keep your hands off my sister
You're so kind