Candy May
I think I'm dying
Yeah, 'cause I'm frail, and I'm tired
And I constantly complain about the pain I'm in
But Candy May
She knows me better, yes, she knows my ways
She has seen me naked, she knows I'm packing heat
She has a way of saying "baby, come to me" complete
She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
She loves me still
Sweetest eyes
So dark and shining
They see a shadow in their vision
Then it fades and then it dies, sweetest eyes
But Candy May
Don't think I'm lying
I got a flavor in my mouth, it never truly goes away
That's Candy May
So when you see me and Candy May
And we're walking down the street at a mean pace
And she is crying out, "You f'n lonely man"
"You worthless piece of shit"
"You all wouldn't understand"
'Cause Candy May
I know she loves me in her own true way
You call it as you see it, you think you know the score
But you just never had a girl like Candy May before
She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doll with frills
She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
Got me stuck and I want to stay
But I never wanted to look shocked
Down the barrel of a broken heart
So I live with a deep regret
Of all I do on the internet
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
She's a brown on her doily frills
She loves me still