Yeah, I can see the bones enshrouded in my skin
And I can feel a way that I might tunnel in
And I can drink a plastic cup
Of L&P or 7-Up
What's down is up and I am up through thick and thin
'Cause I'm evil and I'm breathing
And I have hair inside the substance of my eyes
That make me blind to all that I would terrorise
And my emotions are all dead
I'll eat the crusts of all the bread
Take me to bed and baby, I am sure to rise
'Cause I'm lethal and I'm breathing
Come to my guillotine and take a slice of me
Spin out your world wide web of glib celebrity
Take off your wig and make me grin
For I can see the state you're in
You'll never win despite your fine hypocrisy
'Cause I'm heedful and I'm breathing
Yeah, I'm evil and I'm bleeding
Get off your high chair, mix a drink and stroke my thigh
Eat all the buttons off my shirt and you'll be high
Shoot out the hearts of all your foes
Come as you are with plastic hose
And goodness knows you may be written on the sky
'Cause I'm gleeful and I'm breathing
And help me celebrate the fatal mess I'm in
Drown every sorrow we can find in baths of gin
For there is less than what you see
Inside the outer husk of me
Oh misery, I can't believe you got so thin
'Cause I'm primeval and I'm breathing
Give me formaldehyde and shiny silken robes
Or polyester, I don't care about party clothes
I wanna look like Darcy Clay
I've always been a lousy lay
I wanna say goodbye to both my prefrontal loves
'Cause I'm evil and I'm bleeding