Shake off the laughter and join the eager crowd
Eager for every single thing that's not allowed
Coin a few phrases and mine them for the gold
Pour them in ingots before the worlds are old
Calibrate quickly the hairs upon your lip
Especially the short ones entangled in her zip
Show off your armpits as if they were the rage
Rage is a feeling that's permeated our age
We never wanted this at all
We never wanted this at all
Come and go softly, you tread on my ideals
Suck the life out of me before the stuff congeals
Turn on my love-light that sputters in the dark
Nestle with me between my sheets of finest shark
Now you see that it can't be me
Now that you've seen all my history
Now there's no way to pretend that we
Can find a way through this misery
Over the skyline the superhero flies
Reflecting a crime rate forever on the rise
Throw back your vodka and feel your screaming bowels
The word that you minted is the password into hell
We never wanted this at all
We never wanted this at all
Now you see that it can't be done
There cannot be any just-good-fun
Get to the end and you're almost there
Except for the worms in your pubic hair
Show me a good man, I'll show you to the door
Give me a gift and you're on the floor
Treat me with love and I'll lose my mind
I do not care; you are not my kind