I know I'm often quite misunderstood I'm seen to do bad when I know I've done good It just happens that way People who should know me better agree That there's something down deep that is weird about me Actually I'm dull and average like you A sperm met an egg and together they grew Biology made me what I am today Environment helped in its normal sweet way Let's go to the bridge and then drown I try to sing of the truth that I see But my poor addled tongue gets the better of me So hear what I say with a bucket of salt If you don't take precautions it's not my damn fault I've got a feeling you'll all misconstrue The gist of this song by the time I get through Well who gives a shit when it's all down to dust You know when it's me that it's words you can trust