Have we got a reason to celebrate Another cocktail here barmaid Everything's going our way Oh everything's going our way The oiks have been scattered, the commies smashed This government has done alright by us They say that you sink or you swim Either you sink or swim Well I'm not complaining I'm not complaining No I can't complain Well I'm not complaining no, I can't complain No way, no need to be afraid Let us have a little drink People like us cannot sink Let's live for the day and let's not sweat It's not time to commit suicide yet Now what possibly could go wrong? What possibly could go wrong? Have we got a reason to celebrate Another ten cocktails here barmaid They say that you sink or you swim Either you sink or you swim Well I'm not about to I'm not about to Throw myself in the Thames Well I'm not about to throw myself in the Thames No way, no need to be afraid Let us have a little drink People like us cannot sink Let us have a little drink People like us cannot sink