Wake! Bake! Skate! I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict All methed up watching television static And I'm gonna try and make it for another year Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer So fucking cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fucking broke (So fuckin' broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a home Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! I'm so strung out I can't even see Skating so hard I can't even breathe But I gotta bomb this hill And I gotta shoot this line Gotta get my king for a $1.99 So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so fuckin' cheap and I'm so fuckin' broke And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' broke (So fuckin' broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And crash!