Champagne ladies comin' round And the first one off this plane gets crowned And we all know why we go Birthday party, thought it changed me The last one took a bit arranging We are smart enough to know: don't get old Life is a bastard, life wants to kill you Don't get old Life is a bastard, it wants to kill you Don't let go Doin' wrong but feeling right At least you'll get some sleep tonight We just don't want to know Last night was the fucking worst As if you'd given me a curse I just don't want to know Life is a bastard, it wants to kill you Don't get old Life is a bastard, it wants to kill you Don't let go Business is a little bastard If I could just sit back, relax And we could go, we could go Life is a bastard, it wants to kill you Don't get old Life is a bastard, it wants to kill you Don't let go