Feel myself turning green From holding air that you used to breathe Took a pill so I could stay clean Because water isn't what it used to be I drink water to stay healthy I'll only leave the house If you dare me But it's sweet to be sedentary Feels like my own blood sugar Is against me And I wonder if it won't hurt You're a vampire and I taste just like candy Waking up in a puddle of mud And it takes all day to clean it up "Honey you look like a bedsheet to me" Sick of dirty thoughts Sick of schemes To make do with everything I drink water to stay healthy I'll only leave the house if you dare me But it's so sweet to be sedentary Feels like my own blood sugar is against me But it's so sweet to be sedentary I'll only leave the house if you dare me