I'm salty like a pretzel My mouth is always dry when I'm with you Everybody's feeling special So why should I bother with you I want your sister to like me But your parents are so scary I want you to write to me But I don't want you scared Do you want to see the flowers? I heard they're in bloom Can I sleep on your mattress? When the skies are so blue I want your sister to like me But your parents are so scary I want you to write to me But I don't want you scared