Three months in the works Look at our faces Barely any girth So many spaces And I look around There's so much hair Facial scars their everywhere Someday Yeah I'm gonna be there Can't wait to look more masculine Hide acne and my double chin I want to stand by a Harley Davidson (Cause I'm going through) Prebeardy Not quite a beard But almost Prebeardy Disconnected But there's potential I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln I want a beard like Brad Pits' pits I want a beard like Anjelina Jolie If she had a beard Prebeardy I want to stroke my beard And look like I am deep and wise Carry wood on my shoulder Have a drink with the guys Change a tire Cut a wire Throw a steak on top of a fire I want to give dramatic looks Where I only move my eyes Can't wait to cover up my skin Like a King majestic in the wind I want to look like Rick and not like Glen (Spoiler alert: He doesn't grow a beard) Prebeardy Not quite a beard but almost Prebeardy Disconnected But there's potential I want a beard like everyone in Game of Thrones I want a beard just like this dog I want a beard like that guy who doesn't always drink But when he does he has a beard Prebeardy