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Lauren Fairweather - I'm Going to Hogwarts lyrics

Artist: Lauren Fairweather

album: Is It Plugged In? EP


I fell asleep at a football game
If you ask me, it was pretty lame
Tennis matches are not my niche
I'd much rather be playing Quidditch
If I step on a court I'll trip and die
Rather be on a pitch where I can fly
You know I can't stand muggle sports
Eff this, I'm going to Hogwarts
Today I went to the college store
To look for something new to wear
All they had were boring sweatshirts
When I wanted ties and pleated skirts
I need a house scarf but there isn't one on your shelf
So I'll sit in my dorm and knit one myself
Won't wait to get to FAO Schwartz
Eff this, I'm going to Hogwarts
This week's classes are finally done
I gotta get out of here to do something fun
I know it's worth it, I have to say
But this wizard rock concert's so far away
I'm packing up and taking a shower
Then I'll sit in my car for seven hours
I'm not satisfied with muggle transports
Eff this, I'm going to Hogwarts
My college life isn't so awful
At least I got an acceptance letter
But living in Harry's world
Has got to be so much better
It kinda sucks being all alone
When no one talks to me, I just wanna go home
It's even harder coming back again
When I have less friends than Eloise Midgen
I'll survive two more years, no sweat
But you've gotta wonder why I haven't left yet
I guess I'll wait for Universal Resorts
When the theme park's done, I'm going to Hogwarts

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