You say we're such nice guys
That we're Gryffindors in disguise.
You say that Hufflepuff's a lot
That's another view of Slytherin you got
Cuz we're cunning and ambitious
And we like to play vicious.
We'll crash your dreams and we like to get a little mean.
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house.
We wrote about Slytherin pride
We wrote it's a Slytherin world
'Bout partying like you're evil
With Slytherin boys and girls.
You're all just green with envy
Cuz we're proud to wear the green
You other houses wanna turn us into your own little machines.
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house.
You say we're in Hufflepuff?
You're a joker.
We're not that mediocre.
You say we're in Ravenclaw?
That's birdy.
We're not nearly that nerdy.
And Gryffindors are just a type of Slytherins except that morals are your guiding light
Except what does that get you in the fight?
Nowhere.
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house.
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house