There's a really neat trick I learned when you're dead You can walk through walls and not hurt your head Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game So I followed some prefects and spied without shame Bathrooms are great places for peep shows Cedric Diggory's really hot without his clothes A screeching egg's secret he was trying to find He knew I was watching but he didn't seem to mind Death is way more fun with bubbles That's what I say Death is way more fun with bubbles Mostly every day Death is way more fun with bubbles Myrtle likes to play Death is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day But instead I found Harry and so I said hey I helped him solve the mystery of the egg But I'd like to solve the mystery between his legs I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake So that our honeymoon we can take You know that ghosts have working natomies What's better than that - we don't get STD's! Prefects are hot etc.