Dear JK, I hear you wrote a new book And I would like to take a look To see if you've included me For Myrtle has big plans, you see! In my day, I was quite a fine witch So here's my Deathly Hallows Pitch Me and Harry become a team The Hogwarts kids will scream Chorus Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day, hey hey! I possess winning attributes Besides the fact that I am cute My ghostliness helps me to spy And I admit, I'm pretty fly I also create diversions And with some female coersion Distract even the strongest foe For my tears always flow Chorus One thing I forgot to mention And surely it grabs your attention Since I'm already dead It should reduce your dread Cause I can save the day, JK Yes I can save the day Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day, hey hey hey.